Hiding behind your dresser drawer
Buried among the socks you thought you lost in your dresser
Is a Thumbling
Hoarding your loose change
Your spare keys and your lost baubles
He waits for you to turn around
So he can “borrow” things he knows you need
But don’t worry, you’ll never see him
Frankly you would never want to
The minute you go near him he makes you forget what you were doing.
Ever wonder why you walk into a room and forget why you were there?
You probably stepped too close to the Thumbling trying to borrow your remote
Next time you go out you may want to get a fish
I hear they hate fish